Xander "Mergers & Acquisitions" Keiter ran an FKT on Miles Knob (aka "The New Presi") on May 25th 2025. Unfortunately, he has been continuously *merging and acquiring* (billing) since that very moment and has therefore been unable to submit this FKT. I, (Pill Weterson), am submitting his record in hopes that it will encourage Luke, Barry, or another force of darkness to take it from him and make him cry. His Strava caption from at the time is below:
"Feels good to be back on the new prezi. This is an auspicious omen. Conditions pretty bad, but what’s new for these trails. More blowdowns than I’d seen before. Still made a classic navigation error on the ridge, cost probably 45s. Think I closed the gap on Luke and Barry’s descent on Great Brook—apparently you simply have to risk serious bodily harm to match them. Finished the run to see the TH lot completely full. Never have I ever seen that. The people must love the new prezi.
Splits:
Start to Red Rocks: 36:40
Red Rocks to Great Brook: 36:20
Great Brook to Finish: 25:45"